dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

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I’m under a spell, I’m in over my head, and you know I’m going all of the way till the end. To stand out, above the crowd, even if I gotta shout out loud. ‘Til mine is the only face you see, gonna stand out ‘til you notice me, yeah

Yes.

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princesshoff:

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face

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snapchatting:

*points at ur attention* give me that

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malijuanastyles:

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

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